balili boyz

What We Do

We are here to play Dota. We train noobs to become aggresive,alert, and program to quit when it is necessary. We will develop your ability to take correct split second decision.

About Us

What do you need to know about us ha. We are here at western computer center everyday if we have money, and doing what we do best, which is what? playing dota. We train noobs for free. Just ask the master trainer Bookie.

News and Events

GREAT NAMES you should name your kids: The Sperminator,Major Dick Pounder,Hairy Albert Cock,Bj or BlowJob, Tokmolation, Bookie-Okie, Bakayan,Mahang-obet, Ambabal,Bayang.

Copsiyan, Willyn

His Friendster
A.K.A: Tonton
Status: Unknown
Telephone Extension: Unknown
The Scavenger

Pulmano, Bryan

His Friendster
A.K.A: Pulmat-rix
Status: In a relationship
Telephone Extension: Unknown
The Scavenger

Olo-an, Ezekiel

His Friendster
A.K.A: Sabag, Ekel
Status: In a relationship, Deadly in love
Telephone Extension: Unknown
The Scavenger and Free Loader

Manwit, Rex

His Friendster
A.K.A: Wosho-sals-wit
Status: Single
Telephone Extension: 09294712765

 

Suggested techniques for the balili boys to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness:

 1 Masturbation.

 2 Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends.

 3 Cleaning your dirty dick.

 4 Further masturbation.

 5 Rewiring Walkman.

 6 Arguing about religion and meaning of life.

 7 Discussing in detail, every woman the boys has ever fucked(if it's true naman).

 8 Debating differences, such as Cuban vs. Mexican, Harleys vs. Hondas, left- vs. right-handed masturbation.

 9 Further cleaning of dick.

 10 Studying of phillipino mail order bride catalogue.

 11 Further masturbation.

 12 Planning of boys first meal on return home.

 13 Imagining what a boy girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the hey, or in the alley, or in a hotel bed.

 

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