Suggested techniques for the balili boys to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness:

 1 Masturbation.

 2 Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends.

 3 Cleaning your dirty dick.

 4 Further masturbation.

 5 Rewiring Walkman.

 6 Arguing about religion and meaning of life.

 7 Discussing in detail, every woman the boys has ever fucked(if it's true naman).

 8 Debating differences, such as Cuban vs. Mexican, Harleys vs. Hondas, left- vs. right-handed masturbation.

 9 Further cleaning of dick.

 10 Studying of phillipino mail order bride catalogue.

 11 Further masturbation.

 12 Planning of boys first meal on return home.

 13 Imagining what a boy girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the hey, or in the alley, or in a hotel bed.