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What We Do
We are here to play Dota. We train noobs to become aggresive,alert, and program to quit when it is necessary. We will develop your ability to take correct split second decision.
About Us
What do you need to know about us ha. We are here at western computer center everyday if we have money, and doing what we do best, which is what? playing dota. We train noobs for free. Just ask the master trainer Bookie.
News and Events
GREAT NAMES you should name your kids: The Sperminator,Major Dick Pounder,Hairy Albert Cock,Bj or BlowJob, Tokmolation, Bookie-Okie, Bakayan,Mahang-obet, Ambabal,Bayang. | |
This page contains a list of scheduled project events, and key milestones and deliverables.
In addition, we maintain the following prioritized lists of what we're working on this week, and what we plan to do next week:
This week
- sleeping doing nothing because of insufficient money to play dota
- watching tv all day long until midnight
- playing with our balls
- wasting our hate
- dreaming that someday we will become a minister of death
- looking for a job that ain't a job
- dreaming on outdoing each other
- listening to good quality music(metallica,etc)
Next week
- going to church(joke we never go to church)
- planning to load our mobile phone(30 php)
- going to a birthday in greenvalley(whos birthday)(not very important)
- going to a wedding(important)
- kill Rial
- getting a new haircut
- buying a cyanide pill
- planning to buy a hand grenade(if available)(if money is sufficient)
Monday , 1:30 pm
Monthly arak(liqure) review.
Location:: in hell or mcby's store.
Friday , 10:00 am
Play dota online
Location: balili boyz lab or western computer center(balili)
Q1 -- Feasibility study and going to cesmin bauang beach
Completed.
Summary available.
Q3 -- Going to itogon hot spring
2/3 done.
Projected completion: September 29th.
Q4 -- Going to asin hot spring for the second time
On track.
Projected ship date: December 11th. |
Suggested techniques for the balili boys to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness:
1 Masturbation.
2 Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends.
3 Cleaning your dirty dick.
4 Further masturbation.
5 Rewiring Walkman.
6 Arguing about religion and meaning of life.
7 Discussing in detail, every woman the boys has ever fucked(if it's true naman).
8 Debating differences, such as Cuban vs. Mexican, Harleys vs. Hondas, left- vs. right-handed masturbation.
9 Further cleaning of dick.
10 Studying of phillipino mail order bride catalogue.
11 Further masturbation.
12 Planning of boys first meal on return home.
13 Imagining what a boy girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the hey, or in the alley, or in a hotel bed. | |
