balili boyz

What We Do

We are here to play Dota. We train noobs to become aggresive,alert, and program to quit when it is necessary. We will develop your ability to take correct split second decision.

About Us

What do you need to know about us ha. We are here at western computer center everyday if we have money, and doing what we do best, which is what? playing dota. We train noobs for free. Just ask the master trainer Bookie.

News and Events

GREAT NAMES you should name your kids: The Sperminator,Major Dick Pounder,Hairy Albert Cock,Bj or BlowJob, Tokmolation, Bookie-Okie, Bakayan,Mahang-obet, Ambabal,Bayang.

Welcome home Infidels. Microsoft FrontPage and Macromedia DreamWeaver sucks, try using Ewisoft. Dont hack my "ftp server" Microsoft and Macromedia because thats only a joke hahaha. Try listening to that cool background sound before clicking that piece of shit.

   


Unnamed Feelings

Why does human like to out do each other? Why does human believe in a creator? Why human body is very fragile? What do i need to do to out do you? Why some human race are so sensitive? What are you doing reading this. Why are we affraid to die? Why do we need to finish our degree? Why do we hate criminals? Why is it that every time i make a very simple plan, it has the tendency to fail? Why some humans are social and others are not? What number comes after five? Why are we worrying so much? Why is it that if you understand something it gets boring? What is the source of your motivation in life? Why do we sometimes blame God? Why some people are afraid to Satan,Lucifer,Whatever,Etc? Why do people kill over beliefs? Does God and Satan exist? Why does adult minds are so stubborn? Are you Evolutionist or Sceptics? Do you believe in Charles Darwin's "The origin of species"?,you should believe it. Am i evil for posting a red creature in my website? Why Why Why Why why wy apay. 


            

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Suggested techniques for the balili boys to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness:

 1 Masturbation.

 2 Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends.

 3 Cleaning your dirty dick.

 4 Further masturbation.

 5 Rewiring Walkman.

 6 Arguing about religion and meaning of life.

 7 Discussing in detail, every woman the boys has ever fucked(if it's true naman).

 8 Debating differences, such as Cuban vs. Mexican, Harleys vs. Hondas, left- vs. right-handed masturbation.

 9 Further cleaning of dick.

 10 Studying of phillipino mail order bride catalogue.

 11 Further masturbation.

 12 Planning of boys first meal on return home.

 13 Imagining what a boy girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the hey, or in the alley, or in a hotel bed.

 

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