Suggested techniques for the balili boys to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness:
1 Masturbation.
2 Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends.
3 Cleaning your dirty dick.
4 Further masturbation.
5 Rewiring Walkman.
6 Arguing about religion and meaning of life.
7 Discussing in detail, every woman the boys has ever fucked(if it's true naman).
8 Debating differences, such as Cuban vs. Mexican, Harleys vs. Hondas, left- vs. right-handed masturbation.
9 Further cleaning of dick.
10 Studying of phillipino mail order bride catalogue.
11 Further masturbation.
12 Planning of boys first meal on return home.
13 Imagining what a boy girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the hey, or in the alley, or in a hotel bed. |