balili boyz

What We Do

We are here to play Dota. We train noobs to become aggresive,alert, and program to quit when it is necessary. We will develop your ability to take correct split second decision.

About Us

What do you need to know about us ha. We are here at western computer center everyday if we have money, and doing what we do best, which is what? playing dota. We train noobs for free. Just ask the master trainer Bookie.

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Suggested techniques for the balili boys to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness:

 1 Masturbation.

 2 Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends.

 3 Cleaning your dirty dick.

 4 Further masturbation.

 5 Rewiring Walkman.

 6 Arguing about religion and meaning of life.

 7 Discussing in detail, every woman the boys has ever fucked(if it's true naman).

 8 Debating differences, such as Cuban vs. Mexican, Harleys vs. Hondas, left- vs. right-handed masturbation.

 9 Further cleaning of dick.

 10 Studying of phillipino mail order bride catalogue.

 11 Further masturbation.

 12 Planning of boys first meal on return home.

 13 Imagining what a boy girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the hey, or in the alley, or in a hotel bed.

 

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